Recreational Swimming Mugs

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Bring your own inflatable.

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Ice fisher.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Marco ..."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Privates Beach"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"They're so like us."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Sunbathers.