Open Water Swimming Pillows

Man diving off a sea side cliff but the tide is out

Cold water swimmer

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Marco ..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"They're so like us."

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."