Recreation Consultant T-Shirts

"Did you hear about the recreation consultant the company hired? She's going to teach us how to relax, have fun and balance work with play."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Holiday time.

Be Healthy

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"So, what do you do for play?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Man fishing with large bait

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

A smiling cyclist

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.