Recreation Consultant Pillows

"Did you hear about the recreation consultant the company hired? She's going to teach us how to relax, have fun and balance work with play."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Be Healthy

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Man fishing with large bait

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"So, what do you do for play?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

A smiling cyclist

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'