Recovery Roadster Gifts

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Mine's camper."

'What's for desert?'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

'You're looking well.'