Recovery Celebration Gifts

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

COVID Road Map

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

Face Mask Romance

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'What's for desert?'

'You're looking well.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'