Reconnecting With Roots Mugs

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Concrete action v local solution

'Nice little community you folks have here -- How'd you like to make sure nobody ORGANIZES it?'

Son, I'm adopted

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them

Class Reunion.

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

I Thought He Was Dead

Old McDonald HAD a farm. . .

"Return to Gaza"

Simon hadn't been getting out engouh lately.

'...And who knows what might develop!'

'Mum, I've made contact with my natural random sperm donor.'

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

'Could you have a long-lost brother?'

"I remember you vividly in preschool, when you played the earth and I starred as the sun."