Reconnecting With Biological Family Mugs

'Mum, I've made contact with my natural random sperm donor.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Coronovirus dreams

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

"Meet my extended family."

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them

Son, I'm adopted

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

'Your DNA test results are now in.'

Class Reunion.

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

I Thought He Was Dead

'I asked him if he had any security and he said social security!'

A family out shooting