Reconnecting With Roots Gifts

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

Concrete action v local solution

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

'Nice little community you folks have here -- How'd you like to make sure nobody ORGANIZES it?'

In all the years I've endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother. It's almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth. When's the last time you called your mother? December 2, 1992. The day before text messaging was introduced. INGRATE!!!

Son, I'm adopted

"God, it feels so good to be able to hug you again."

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

Class Reunion.

I Thought He Was Dead

Old McDonald HAD a farm. . .

"Return to Gaza"

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

Simon hadn't been getting out engouh lately.

'...And who knows what might develop!'

'Mum, I've made contact with my natural random sperm donor.'

Calling yourself O'possum doesn't make you Irish, Bob.

"I remember you vividly in preschool, when you played the earth and I starred as the sun."