Return To Roots Mugs

"Return to Gaza"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Did you miss me?

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

The journey's end

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"I'm glad you're open again."

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Right Here

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

"Very few leave the grove!"

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Daddy, I want to come home."

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

Coming Home

statue in park: 'Arnold P. Rossiter, a local boy who went to the big city and made it big... and now he's back home, flipping burgers, just like we always said he would.'

Office of Outdoor Education

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

Post-Pandemic Party

'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.

Homeward Bound

Son, I'm adopted