The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.
Back To Reality Mugs
Start the day with a smile—our back-to-reality mugs bring humor and positivity to your morning routine, making the return to daily life a bit more delightful.
Back to work...
'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."
The Horn of Unanswered Email
In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray
"I'm glad you're open again."
Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out
"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."
"Have a nice day"
There's always so much catching up to do after vacation.
'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'
Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.
Back to work 2024
"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"
Back from vacation
"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."
"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."
"I've got an idea for my comeback."
Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."
Post-Pandemic Party
'Sorry...(sniff)...Darned rotten cold!'
Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.
"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
'We scaled way, way back. In fact, this might be a good opportunity to get in on the ground level - again.'
'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'
"Let's see if everyone likes having Christmas, New Year's Eve and Easter on the same day!"
Reality Check.
"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."
"Having looked at your portfolio I suggest the best option might be for you to think about dying early."
Reality Football
"Return to Gaza"
"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"
COVID-Nightmare ends!
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