Reconnecting With Classmates Gifts

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Monkey Business College

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"I love college."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

'Don't you hate undergoing peer review in these high school chemistry labs?'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"