Reconnecting With Classmates Gifts

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Monkey Business College

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"I love college."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

'Don't you hate undergoing peer review in these high school chemistry labs?'

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'