Recipe Wrangler T-Shirts

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

High Riders of the Old West

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Deliboys

Editor.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The Inexperienced Cook

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Literary rain

'Fresh eggs!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'Moon, June...'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Going to the pub with kids...