Recipe Thief Gifts

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Come dine with me!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Men's cooking'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

Cheese Secret

Blog Breakdown

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

She found baking helped enormously.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

Secret Family Recipes

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Recipes.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

Emeril Lagasse

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."