Recipe Hider T-Shirts

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Cheese Secret

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'It's my secret recipe.'

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

"Ok, now I've separated the eggs."

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

Enjoyment...reading...choosing...understanding.

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."

The Joy of HIM cooking

'Read it and weep!'

"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"

"It's from the NSA. They've accidentally deleted that risotto recipe. Can you send it again?"

"We've got 749 cookbooks...why are we eating cheese on toast?"

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe