Recipe Experimenting Pillows

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"How are you at making a flourless chocolate torte?"

'The steak's okay, the gravy's tough.'

'Diet considerations.'

"I can't put my finger on it...but something is very wrong."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Cookbooks

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Tzatzikicicle

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.