Recipe Experimenting Gifts

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"How are you at making a flourless chocolate torte?"

'The steak's okay, the gravy's tough.'

'Diet considerations.'

"I can't put my finger on it...but something is very wrong."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Cookbooks

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Ten out of ten for effort...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

The Inexperienced Cook

Tzatzikicicle

'No creamed peas for me today!'