Recession Predictor Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves to predict economic downturns? Our collection offers humorous and clever products perfect for the recession predictor. Whether they’re into finance, economics, or just enjoy a good laugh, these items bring a unique twist to their interests. Find the perfect mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print that captures their flair for forecasting gloomy days with style and humor.

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"Economists have predicted eight of the last five recessions."

"Economists have predicted eight of the last five recessions." mockup

"Economists have predicted eight of the last five recessions."

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"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year." mockup

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

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"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker." mockup

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

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'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!' mockup

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

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'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?' mockup

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

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'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...' mockup

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

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'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.' mockup

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

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Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm. mockup

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

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Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St mockup

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

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"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?" mockup

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

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'This is from a post-ethics phase.' mockup

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

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Business is off the chart.

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'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,' mockup

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

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"I love your optimism."

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Sub-prime Bear

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"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down." mockup

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

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'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.' mockup

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

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Sales Chart Through Ceiling

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'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

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