Reception Planner Pillows

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"

The Aisle

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Create some buzz!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

We'll have Manhattans...