Recently Traveled Pillows

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Airport. You can't take it with you. I liked that phrase better when it was a bit of wry wisdom instead of airline boarding restrictions.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

I love Museum Shops

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Limerick Airport

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Free WiFi

"Loved Jamaica!"

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Tourists

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'So you're back.'

Now Arriving

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

A woman knits from a globe.

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

'Well, the prodigal son returns.'

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

"I did warn you about the heat in Greece, Mrs. Marsdon, a sunburnt tongue is no laughing matter."

Carr. Smith. Pepper Oni. Gate.

"Baldo! Gracie! I'm back!"

"I've seen the world. Now I'm Back."

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

Last chance to tell your bomb joke

A 'Go' aeroplane and a 'Come back' aeroplane

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

"That's the one that got lost on our trip to Miami in 1997.'

'Our romance began with a security pat down at the airport.'