Recent Travels Pillows

Last chance to tell your bomb joke

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

I love Museum Shops

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Limerick Airport

Snake Charming

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Animal immigration

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Loved Jamaica!"

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"That was Hadrian's wall. Now here we are crashing into the Great Wall of China."

A woman knits from a globe.

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Now Arriving

Tourists

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

Airport. You can't take it with you. I liked that phrase better when it was a bit of wry wisdom instead of airline boarding restrictions.

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

"I've seen the world. Now I'm Back."

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."

"Baldo! Gracie! I'm back!"

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'Well, the prodigal son returns.'