Back From Travels Pillows

"I've seen the world. Now I'm Back."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Limerick Airport

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Airport

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Pirates on holiday.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Monster Souvenir

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

'So you're back.'

Now Arriving

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'Are you sure you're not wearing anything you bought overseas?'

"Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice!"

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

Mr Invisible's Ride

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"