Back From Travels Gifts

"I've seen the world. Now I'm Back."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Limerick Airport

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Airport

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Pirates on holiday.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

'Honey, I'm home!'

"Loved Jamaica!"

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Monster Souvenir

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Now Arriving

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'So you're back.'

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

'Are you sure you're not wearing anything you bought overseas?'

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

Mr Invisible's Ride

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

"Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice!"