Post-travel Reflection Gifts

Airport emotional baggage.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Limerick Airport

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Airport

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Pirates on holiday.

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'Honey, I'm home!'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

Monster Souvenir

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Now Arriving

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Hi, I'm the new you."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...