Receiving A Large Check Gifts

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Gift"

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.

'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.

"King me!"

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

Checking Accounts. She recommended that next time I get clouds on my scenic checks since they never clear.

You were left a fortune by Barry Goldwater?! That Goldwater? The arch-conservative? Fierce libertarian. But … why … how? Tell me that you didn't have a … A what? A tryst? An exchange of ideas? A meeting of the minds? A passionate exchange of views on a veranda overlooking his Arizona home that left him consumed with me – my scent, my touch, my wicked rhetorical stylings? Yes, tell me you didn't, especially the rhetoric part! A lady never tells.

Hey boss, it's almost the middle of March and I haven't been paid yet. Are you sure? Perhaps I already paid you for March back in February. Perhaps I've been paying you a whole month early for the last 16 years, and so you aren't actually entitled to another check until April. If you show me your very first check stub from 16 years ago, we could clear this up. Very. Mad. Man.

"Are you sure you've got sufficient funds in your account to cover this cheque?"

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

I want to get Rudy a Christmas gift. What would he like? Seriously? Yes, seriously. Maybe I do spend all day mercilessly taunting him, driving him to the point of tears ... But that doesn't mean I can't give him his heart's desire for Christmas. Sometimes people still surprise me. Then I can remind him for years that I bought him a gift and he didn't buy me one! But usually not.

'What do you mean overdrawn...I still have twelve cheques left!'

"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

"What's your definition of a financial risk taker?"

You are already a loser.