Receiving A Large Check Mugs

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Gift"

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.

"King me!"

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

"Are you sure you've got sufficient funds in your account to cover this cheque?"

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

'What do you mean overdrawn...I still have twelve cheques left!'

"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

"What's your definition of a financial risk taker?"

You are already a loser.