Receiving Letters Mugs

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

You are already a loser.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Santa called but you were out!

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I love you.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

The birth of junk mail.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Literary rain

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail