Receiving Letters Pillows

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

You are already a loser.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I love you.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

The birth of junk mail.

"How many letters can you read?"

Literary rain

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Here's the junk mail.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Reading the love-letter

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."