Collecting Letters Pillows

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

"It's from that Alastair Cooke again"

"She sent me a Thank You note, so I sent back a Thank You for your Thank You note and she sent a Thank You for thanking me for the Thank You note and..."

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ... (This car

Reading the love-letter

'Mon Dieu! -- J'ai oublie d'expedie la lettre de Josephine!'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

'Not more junk mail!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

International Women's Day

Director/Action Man toy.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Seagiraffes

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."