Giant Check Enthusiast Gifts

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Disappearing Democracy

Full System Scan

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"What is your ideal weight?"

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

Animal tourism.

People writing with huge pen and paper.

"I decided to limit myself to just one Easter egg this year."

'Your tests came back. . . bad news. Not only did we find a lump, you are a lump. . .'

End of the Rainbow.

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

Children are growing taller. . .

A giant woman pics up cars

"King me!"

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

'Ruddy customers have NO idea of the costs power companies have to cover!'

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

Future-Proof Your Life

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

Giant in need of shoes.

"Miss Pugh, Bring me a fresh pair of boxer shorts"