Receiving A Certification Gifts

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Make a lot of money."

Early Piety

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I need to clone myself."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

I like you and I like your company!

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

'So, how was flight school?'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It helps with reception.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"I knew there would be a catch."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'And I would like to thank all those people who helped me write this book...'

No room to hang his diploma.

Church Hymn

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

Arrow Church

GCSE's

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey