Certification Enthusiast Gifts

No room to hang his diploma.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

IRS Audit Section

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'The LACK of a resume indicates that I don't need one.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Recorded mating call

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."