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"Chuck, you were a model human throughout your life. I invite you to return to Earth as anything you please."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Phoenix

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Heaven: New Policy - You can take it with yu if we charge at 3% account maintenance fee.

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Desert Island Eureka

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"On/Slightly Off"

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.