Dream Believers T-Shirts

I've got a business idea. You? Seriously? You have an idea for a business? By business, are you referring to the thing that involves creating a product or service and then charging money for it? Are you referring to a capitalist enterprise? Or, wait, do you mean the kind of business where some bankrupt government prints money it doesn't have to provide us all our earthly needs? You've had your fun, can I tell you my idea? Someone pinch me. My dream keeps talking and smells faintly of old man.

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Dog Nightmares

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Fishing for Birds

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Thought Cloud

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Fairy Vet