Dream Believers T-Shirts

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Fishing for Birds

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Thought Cloud

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Fairy Vet

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.