Romantic Daydream Believer T-Shirts

Twig's slacking off. She's busy daydreaming about Ryan Beardsley. Tree's Nursery. I can't get her to help customers. Let me try. (Whispering). He's Ryan Beardsley's father.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Quantum Psychic

Fishing for Birds

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Sinking with your heart

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'