Fairytale Believer T-Shirts

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

Mermaid

"You make wishes using pennies? No wonder nuthin' happens."

Shepherd and eurydice

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Here be dragons.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

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"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Well, that one got away."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Frog Prince

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.