Romantic Daydream Believer Pillows

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Quantum Psychic

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Fishing for Birds

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'