Rebirth Dreamers Prints

"Chuck, you were a model human throughout your life. I invite you to return to Earth as anything you please."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Phoenix

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

Heaven: New Policy - You can take it with yu if we charge at 3% account maintenance fee.

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

Come on, it's just a game! If you were rescued from a desert island, what three things would you bring?

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'We're never going to get saved.'

"On/Slightly Off"

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."