Rebel Without Paws Lover Pillows

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

"I gotta be me!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

The Bare Minimum

Heart to heart talk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Dog Teenagers

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'The black sheep of the flock,'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

No U-turns

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

No Strollers Allowed

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

Dead cupid

Spokane County Police Department