Canine Rebel Lover Pillows

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'They're dog roses!'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Dog In Your Face Comics

Sonata for Piano and Dog

The Bare Minimum

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Dog History

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'