Rebel Without Paws Lover Prints

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

"I gotta be me!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Lord Byron

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Cake Escape

Heart to heart talk.

The Bare Minimum

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Dog Teenagers

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'The black sheep of the flock,'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

An Anarchist's Christmas

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

No U-turns

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

No Strollers Allowed

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

Dead cupid