Rebel Without A Light Gifts

No Smoking

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Tough Teddies

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The Surly Yoof

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

Dog Teenagers

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Josh & Ted's Insurrection Adventure.

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Revolution against capitalism.

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"You see it right?"

No U-turns