Rebel Without A Claw Gifts

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Australian punk

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Lou Reed

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

The Surly Yoof

Dog Teenagers

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."