Rebel With A Knitting Cause Pillows

'OMG!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

Casual Thursday

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Tough Teddies

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

The Surly Yoof

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Australian punk

Hell's Anglers

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

"You see it right?"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

"It's my white whale."

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'