Rebel With A Knitting Cause Pillows

'OMG!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Casual Thursday

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Tough Teddies

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

The Surly Yoof

Australian punk

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Hell's Anglers

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Cows From The Streets

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

"You see it right?"

"It's my white whale."