Needlework Activist Pillows

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

I quilt therefore I am

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Bless this horse

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Multitasking

Maid with her sewing basket

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'