Rebel Realtor Gifts

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I gotta be me!"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Sleeping on the Job

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Unabridged Dictionary

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

Home Improvement

"An up portfolio in a down market. A down portfolio in an up market. You are a true contrarian, Ms. Dunkel."

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Building repairs at the Gingerbread House.

No Parking in Firelane.

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

'I think you might have put that in the wrong place.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"