Rebel Angel Enthusiast Gifts

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I gotta be me!"

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Rogue elephant

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Mexican angels.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

An amplified harp

"Bip."

Shoe repair

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Next World Tours

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."