Rebel Angel Enthusiast T-Shirts

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I gotta be me!"

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Rogue elephant

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

An amplified harp

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

Shoe repair

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Next World Tours

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."