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'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Shoe repair

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Bip."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Next World Tours

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"I haven't changed my facebook status."