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"Relax, he can't see us from here."

Shoe repair

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

'No hitchhikers!'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Water Balloons.

ASBOs

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

"Try twenty-three left."

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'We're from Manhattan."

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"